Dear Tumblrs
When are your birthdays? I really don’t care about the year.
Mine is January 31st.
August 26th.
November 15 - this Saturday!
January 8 - same day as Elvis, Zip Rzeppa and my dad.
December 6 - I share a birthday with Steven Wright, Dave Brubeck, and Santa Claus
December 2 - I got you all beat, Britney Spears parties when I party.
May 5 - Bars everywhere lower their prices for tequila shots to $1 just for me.
October 22 - It’s me, Jeff Goldblum, and Zac Hanson.
3 years ago